"the tea drabble 2" "When you mentioned deflowering, this wasn't quite what I thought you had in mind."
Oooooh, our poor Severus. How can you not love this wizard? He is smart as a whip, clever enough to spy for two different megalomaniacs who had no use for each other at all. Not the eenciest, teenciest bit. And he survives, and both of them are dead. But put him in a room with a comely, equally brave and intelligent witch, and he can't string together two sentences without ... and he nearly loses the thread. OMG! I laughed till my face hurt!
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"When you mentioned deflowering, this wasn't quite what I thought you had in mind."
Oooooh, our poor Severus. How can you not love this wizard? He is smart as a whip, clever enough to spy for two different megalomaniacs who had no use for each other at all. Not the eenciest, teenciest bit. And he survives, and both of them are dead. But put him in a room with a comely, equally brave and intelligent witch, and he can't string together two sentences without ... and he nearly loses the thread. OMG! I laughed till my face hurt!